50+ Boy VS Girl SMS Messages,Best Collection of Boys vs Girls SMS
Boy VS Girl SMS Messages
Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.
Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship!.
A boy sent a message to his crush.
Boy: I love you, do you love me?
Girl: ha ha ha ha ha...!
Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola.
A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:
Boy: I am breaking up with you.
Girl: Okay, bye.
Boy: You'll never find someone like me.
Girl: Thank God!.
Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.
Boy: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!.
Humanity still exists:
Boy: I love you.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: You are so beautiful, you deserve 2 boyfriends.
Girl: I already have three, and I won't cheat on them.
Boyfriend: What is more important to you, food or my love?
Girlfriend: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating.!
Boyfriend: You are my drug.
Girlfriend: Awww, you can't live without me?
Boyfriend: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!.
If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!.
#Stop Gender Inequality.
Boyfriend: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
Girlfriend: Awww... what?.
Boyfriend: My reflection!.
On a date:
Waiter: What you want sir?
Boy: 2 black coffees.
Girl: But, I want pink.
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!.
A boy's question on social media:
What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?
Girl's reply: Stay away from her!.
A boy met a girl in Metro.
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Really... are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!.
Boy: Will you go out with me?
Girl: No.
Boy: I have a good heart.
Girl: I don't need a transplant.!
Boy: Boys are very kind-hearted.
Girl: How?
Boy: Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
Girl: ??!!!
Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Boy: I got wine!.
Girl: What is your idea of a perfect date?
Boy: DD-MM-YYYY, rest formats are confusing.
Girl: Blocked.!!!!!!
Boy: I don't know why she has blocked me!.
Boy: I think it's the time when we should get married.
Girl: That's Okay, but who will marry us?.
Boy: ???
Boy vs Girl Funny sms
Boy: You are like my drug.
Girl: Aww... because you can't live without me?.
Boy: No, because you cost too much and ruin my life!.
Girlfriend: "You never compliment me?"
Boyfriend: "You are ABCDEFGHIJK!!!!"
Girlfriend: "What!!"
Boyfriend: "You are Awesome, Beautiful, Cute, Desirable, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot."
Girlfriend: Blushing…."and…... IJK?"
Boyfriend: "I'm Just Kidding!"
At 20:00 hrs.
Girlfriend: Honey, what's more important - Football or me?
Boyfriend replied at 21:45 hrs: Of course you!.
Girl: I'm not like other girls.
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!
Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood?
Girl: Can you switch off your mobile?
Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?
Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me?
Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral.
Girl: Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you!
A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.
Girl: Hey?
Boy: I can't sleep.
Girl: But I can... Good Night!
Girl: How was the first date?
Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other!
Ed Sheeran: Darling, I will be loving you till we are 70...
What girls hear: Oh! So you're going to dump me at 71!
Girl: I like people who don't fear death.
Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!.
Girlfriend- Do you love me?
Boyfriend- Yes
Girlfriend- If I will die then you will cry?
Boyfriend- Yes, very much.
Girlfriend - Show me how much will you cry.
Boyfriend - First show me how will you die.
Boy and Girl were sitting in a car.
Girl: Where are we going?.
Boy: On a long drive.
Girl: You did not tell me earlier you naughty boy.
Boy: I also got to know that right now.
Girl: How?.
Boy: The brakes are not working.
Boy: What should I order?
Girl: A coffee for me and an ambulance for yourself.
Boy: Ambulance for me why?
Girl: Because my dad is standing at the entrance and he saw both of us.
Boy on phone.
Boy: Hi.
Girl: Hello.
Boy: What’s up?
Girl: Sky...
Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.
Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'!.
Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right?
Girl: No there's 26
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t!
Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?
Boy: Why should I go?
Girl: Because when I put your name as a password,
it says password not strong enough!
Would you like to go out with me?
Girl: No
Boy: Will you ever answer with yes?
Girl: Yes, I don't want to go with you!
Boy: Why you look so mean?
Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable
you won't approach me; and yet, here you are!
Boy to girl .... I can make u say I Love You...
Girl : no wayyy !!
Boy : bet ??
Girl : yes ...
Boy : ok start ... say blue ?
Girl : blue
Boy : say pink ?
Girl : pink...
Boy : say love ?
Girl : love ...
Boy : whats 1+1 ?
Girl : 2
Boy : ur age ?
Girl : 18
Boy : hahaha... I tOld u I cud make u say 18!!
Girl : no, u said u cud make me say I LOVE U
Boy : yes I did...
Best Collection of Boys vs Girls SMS
Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?
Boyfriend: OK
Girlfriend: And video games?
Boyfriend: OK
Girlfriend: What else can you leave?
Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!
Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
Girl: How do people manage to remain single?
Boy: Their face helps!
Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
Girl: Do you have any girlfriend?
Boy: No.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!
While Chatting:
Boy: Hi
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I have an Audi.
Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect.
Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too!
Girlfriend: Do you love me?
Boyfriend: Yes, of course.
Girlfriend: How much?
Boyfriend: I'd take a bullet for you.
Girlfriend: Awwwww! Seriously?
Boyfriend: Yeah, 'Bullet Classic 500 CC' in dowry!
While Chatting:
Boy: I love u.
Girl: I love you too but as a friend.
Boy: I said I love the letter 'U' not you!
Boys vs Girls sms
Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me.
Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!
At a restaurant:
Girlfriend: I'll just have a salad.
Waiter: And for you, Sir?
Boyfriend: I'll be giving her half of my food!
After First Date:
Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again.
Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people!
Boy : The principal is so dumb!
Girl : Do you know who I am?
Boy : No...
Girl : I am the principal's daughter!
Boy : Do you know who I am?
Girl : No...
Boy : Good! I am running from here...
Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: What's your status?
Boy: Hey there! I am using WhatsApp!
Boy: You're just like a Barbie doll.
Girl: Awww... cute & beautiful?
Boy: No, plastic & brainless!
Boy: Hey Sweetie! Please give me a kiss.
Girl: No, not before marriage.
Boy: Don't worry, I am already married!
Boy: Hey Sweetie! Please give me a kiss.
Girl: No, not before marriage.
Boy: Don't worry, I am already married...
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